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geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

gyarukocchi:

bubblysuggestion:
you’re someone’s dream person
can that bitch wake up and come talk to me then

kissesformabitches:

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

4a0000:

Everyone needs to wash their face n go to bed

an-gremlin:

octoberfutch:
kvngkoala:
caramelmacchiatoshawty:
amroyounes:
Capitalism at its best. Some role models we should all consider. I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!
I just need to work for them tbh
And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️
they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life
They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

blueroomgamer:

Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too?
Me: … It’s complicated …
Friend: Couldn’t be that ba-

fartgallery:

kohlrabae:
fartgallery:
does anyone
no
damn thanks anyway

textpoops:

please tell me this isnt real

shittyidea:

Move to America in search of safety

astronautsbz:

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”
this calls for AIR GUITAR